- [Announcer] From Choctaw Resort in Durant, Oklahoma, this is Poker Night in America. (upbeat music) Welcome to Poker Night in America I'm Chris Hanson alongside someone who still talk to a girl who catfished him it's Joe Stapleton. Catfish are people too Chris. And I admire her.
Well I admire her taste in men, I admire her taste in me. She chose me Chris. Oh you crazy kids and your computers. Yeah well I'm 36 so let's head to the table where everyone is a fish, if you're Kyle Bowker, who is currently the only player with a profit, and a big one at that. - [Chris] Everybody else is going down, he's the only one moving in the right direction. - [Joe] Everyone else is a gigantic loser https://casinoslots-sa.co.za/. (laughing) Plus they're not profitable. - [Chris] And we get started in seat one with Bart Hanson. If you win a pot you don't have to tip, it's just that was for everybody. - [Joe] Which card indicates who's tipping the commentators? Chris has got like nine kids to feed including his son Bart Hanson. What was your name down there? Bobby. Bobby? Kane nice to meet you Bobby. Nice to meet you too. Are you from Oklahoma or? Yeah I'm from Noble, just a small town about 2 hours north of here. - [Joe] Woof, who invited Lief Erikson to this game? - [Chris] Look at that beard. - [Joe] Thought I recognized that funny looking sailboat outside. Welcome to the game. Thank you. Watch out for this guy, he's been doing it all day. My friend Mike over here. See now you made him cool here, Kane. Now you made him cool. - [Chris] Like Ross, Bart Hanson heads up in our first hand here tonight. Flops five, ace, king. - [Joe] Mike Ross continues lighting money on fire. Does have a gut shot I guess. Bart's got top pair, very good kicker. Seems like an obvious spot for a call. It's not even one bedroom, it's a studio. - [Chris] And Hanson calls. Oh come on do something! Turn gives Ross the wheel. - [Joe] Bart's probably not really even going to see this coming. Ross is not supposed to have three four. Bart could be a little worried about ace king or king queen. But not enough to not call this bet. - [Chris] So Bart's gonna call, so we will see a river. Best case here for Bart is no ace or no queen. - [Joe] Dodges that disaster. Now Bart's a really good player. I think there's a chance, a good chance he gets away from this if Ross bets anything decent. - [Chris] $6,000 is the bet, pot-sized bet and easy fold for Bart. You ever heard of Hamilton? I have heard of him. That's Hamilton. Oh really? Yeah, Kane Hamilton. Yeah I'm not the best rapper. Have you seen it? No, I want to though. It's in Chicago right now. You don't say? I saw Book of Mormon on Broadway. What'd you think? It was amazing. I was just thinking of going next week. I just saw it. On Broadway also? Yeah, on Broadway. It was good? It was good. Yeah? Funny, I'm thinking of going with my roommate next week. It's just words that rhyme guys. Here's my hot take on Broadway. The bar is so low for Broadway that things that are just okay everyone says is amazing. The way that like the sounds it doesn't hit you at the same time so it kind of like, one speaker's coming, they get there at different times. But it was really funny. You know I was rather enjoying this conversation of Broadway and now we have to ruin it by someone getting stacked. I'm gonna gamble with you. Where, I think I had you beat? You had me beat but, you'd rather be against my hand. I know I'd rather be against your hand. This is a typical skippy poker night in America hand, jacks and queens. Well now there's a typical rebuy. Looks like he's gonna rebuy for about what ten, Lorgeree? Ten k. - [Joe] Greeson takes a nice big pot in his first one. - [Chris] On Poker Night in America. - [Joe] Greasin' the wheels. Douglas Lorgeree needs a moment to rebuy, so we here shall take a break as well. You know Lorgeree is my least favorite line from Victoria's Secret. - [Announcer] How would you like to play against the pros Welcome back to Durant, Oklahoma, the Choctaw Resort and Casino. Douglas Lorgeree has just rebought for ten thousand so let's get back to the felt. Have you ever seen Rocky 4? You see what drive you can do with that PSI? That was the article I read about it, it was like, it was equivalent. Who was writing this moronic article? I don't know. I mean there's sports science websites. I have no idea what they're talking about. Glad we came in this conversation late. We'd rather get repeated, three bet by Kyle. He always flops the best hand. Or blind out in a tournament for 18 hours and not make any money. Good question. Well I'm gonna do bold so. So it was perfect timing. Man these decks are icy cold. Please no it can't be. Oh so close I hate that. I'm out. This deck is colder than the ice cold Rocky Mountains. That took long. Well he smiled as he called. What's going on with Kyle here? Nice hand Kyle. Thanks. - [Joe] I mean just how are this many premium hands being dealt out? Queen on the flop. - [Chris] Oh boy. Bowker looking for another queen or an ace. - [Joe] Kings hold. I had it, I don't wanna jinx it. I had it made. The butcher the baker ... The over pair maker. We got em now boys. We got em now. Yeah but you got it all back from him. I don't get it back. There's a big difference. You gotta follow him around. Big difference. I don't know. But the name of the guy that beat us was the Marble. And we call him the Marble because there's not a sharp side on him. (laughing) Oh marble that's what he said. Got it, you got us good. Daily double. He got us good. Anything but that. - [Joe] Alright Baker raising pocket threes. Lorgeree's in with queen ten. Greeson calls king eight suited. Ross has got a suited ace four. - [Chris] This is fun, everybody with a little something to look at. - [Joe] Four person party. - [Chris] Flop is queen, deuce, jack, couple of clubs. - [Joe] We should see this pot drop down to just two players Lorgeree with the top pair. Greeson with the second up flush draw. - [Chris] Lorgeree bets $800. Alright Kyle, we got the question and he gave his answer. So we'll do one hundred. Okay. Alright. So the question was, it's what Bobby thinks, the combined number of times that all seven of us at this table, if you add our numbers together, have ridden a horse. Okay, and do I start with a number? You can start with the bidding if you want yeah. So you'll bid one and I'll bid two, and then we'll sell .. When does this budget version of Johnny Lauden thinks right now? It's like the hydrox of prop bets. Doesn't he ride a horse to go the convenience store? He's in right? He's in it. If he's ridden a horse a hundred and thirty times. Then his number is probably over hundred thirty. Right. Alright. Ten. Fifteen. How many times you ridden a horse? Ever? A horse or a pony? 20. Oh one and the same. 16? 16 hundred. Like a half dozen. I grew up on a ranch. Oh. So a jolly ranch. We went into candy. Jolly, you're a jolly rancher. Thank you, thank you very much. I've never ridden a horse. I'll go 27. - [Joe] So calling again here on the flush draw becomes slightly less profitable now. King high is definitely not the best hand, you're not drawing to the nuts. The board is already paired. What are you saying? I'm saying I don't love a call here, but how about a raise, that's always an option. It doesn't matter like ... - [Joe] There's just so many draws. Greeson could be doing this, but it's super hard for Lorgeree to get away from top pair. Very rare that Greeson's gonna be doing this with full houses or a better queen. Can you believe that somebody else here has ridden a horse - [Chris] I also like that he's trying to play the hand while the rest of the table's discussing how many times he may or may not have ridden a horse in his life. Like three or four times. Alright I'll go 33. - [Joe] I mean a horse really is the best vehicle for sacking and burning villages so, my guess is it's pretty high. You have all but 33? 33 and over. Oh my god. It's whether Bobby's ridden a horse or not. He hasn't. Well maybe, who knows. I'm from a small town, I've never ridden a horse. Wow Lorgeree lays it down. Bobby how many times have you ridden a horse? You want me to say it out loud now? Yeah. 26. 26? Wow. How do you know? Just guess. And someone doesn't understand how the game is played. Ooh I don't know about that fold. Have you ever made a terry fold? I want to take you to the terry fold dance. Grab that terry fold flap. Hold that terry terry fold. Hold my hold my flaps. What, what did you just say? Terry fold. The number of ... The number of contacts Bart has saved on his phone. The answers three, you can't do that, the answers three. It's three? (laughing) Tuckman. Tuckman, Tuckman cell, Tuckman house. Started at 50. Whoa, whoa wait, he needs to... Oh sorry. He needs to give his answer. Bobby did you hear the question? Uh contacts of somebody's phone? On Bart's phone. His phone? Yeah. Number on contacts. - [Chris] Sounds like we have another round of something like Lauden thinks. Tuckman, Tinder customer service, (laughing) It's a straddle. They're all straddles? It's a straddle. Okay, alright. I gotta get on that Tinder more often. I literally just downloaded it a couple days ago. I'm on it all the time. Just kidding honey. (laughing) Funny my phone just went off right there. That was me super liking you. The answer has been given. - [Joe] Deuces are still ahead for now. - [Chris] Deuces gotta be shrinking. - [Joe] I think these two should both be pretty content to keep checking. - [Chris] And just like that the ace works it way into Broadway after all that checking. - [Joe] Bowker bets, Ross calls with the near nuts. At least they keep it pacey. - [Chris] We continue late into the night here on Poker Night in America at in Choctaw, Durant, Oklahoma. We're about 90 minutes north of Dallas. - [Joe] I have never been to Oklahoma. Wait that's not true, I drove through it once. The longest month of my life. Why am I ripping on Oklahoma, it was fine. There was nothing wrong with Oklahoma. It was totally fine. Here's your chance to bust me. Well I don't know, if we get the right flop. - [Chris] The killer B's, Baker and Bowker, heads up. Flops jack five eight, couple of diamonds. - [Joe] And Bowker's raise seems a little reckless given the fact that no one is ever folding their straddle. And he's out of position. He did flop a gut shot. And David keeps checking his nines, knowing that Bowker's more likely to bet with a worse hand than call with a worse hand. - [Chris] And that's exactly what Bowker is doing. So far so good for David Baker. Queen on the river. Check. - [Joe] Baker giving Bowker one last chance to bluff at this and Bowker has obliged him. - [Chris] It was all going so good just a second ago. - [Joe] Now there are a lot of missed draws out there from this flop, but this is a tough call to make. Bowker's over bet the pot, nines are losing quite a bit. - [Chris] Call Bowker, he's good at poker. - [Joe] He really is. It was a crazy game of Bowker. - [Chris] Looks like we are going back to the triple straddle. - [Joe] Do it guys, I love the smell of burning money in the morning.
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